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4. Our Gangster

 

1 The only things I shoot are movies
2 I slip on ice not roofies
3 I throw punchlines not punches
4 And if I was Minnie Mouse, I’d be f-g goofy.
5 No sax or violins I teach flute
6 I don’t just wear a bulletproof vest, it’s a three-piece suit,
7 Ironed and folded too-no creases.
8 Only weight I push is helping heavy ladies cross the streetsss
9 Toss the beat take more shit than what’s scraped off toilet seats.
10 Bug out more than spoiled meats
11 so broke all my bread’s got yeast
12 I murder moments like a PoinDexter
13 I don’t fight like Iron Mike I Flea like a Chili Pepper
14 too scared to lie cheat and rob.
15 only blocks I run are Legos and Lincoln Logs.
16 I don’t bop heads I make heads bob.