1. Sloshed Stopwatch
1. There’s a bottle of jack with a hacksaw
2. slackjawed with a black eye n missing teeth
3. weaving through the streets with a few treats
4. tricking and cheating while pissing pete
5. moss not Kate but like Locke Jack’s lost
6. in space drunk as a skunk in tossed waste
7. this out of control soldier’s off-base.
8. slurred speech gets him no sex on the beach.
9. just a slow blow job from some garden hosebeast
10. which show’s he’s no joke when Jack mixes with coke
11. he gets nose-bleeds.
12. If the weasel pops, he’s gotta stop
13. When jack gets wound up he can’t think outside his box
14. outfoxed by a stopped sloshed stopwatch committing faceless crimes
15. he’s an inebriated grandfather clock
16. being chased by ‘wasted’ time