5. No, No Homo
- In Japanese I thank you, but not very much, No Domo.
- If the Republican candidate wins the NY gubernatorial race, No Cuomo.
- I shouldn’t have to tell you three times, No No-No.
- What a cop-out, No Po-Po.
- Damn your feet are hairy, No Frodo.
- I really prefer homemade ice-cream, No Froyo.
- Is the human race on the brink of extinction? No Dodo.
- Stop clowning around, No Bozo.
- A celibate Santa gets No Ho-Ho.
- Where do you expect me to practice karate? No Dojo.
- All my gadgets stopped working, No Go-Go.
- You’re such a stick in the mud, No Pogo.
- I’m off-track, No Flojo.
- Didn’t even see the ad, No Promo.
- Let’s see it again and speed it up, No Slow-Mo.
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