Final Metaphorcast 5
Hold on tight everyone and turn off the
LIGHTS
CAMERA
ACTION Jackson.
It’s time I move on to explore some of my other passions
It looks as though there’s much more cold in store
So Scotty T Storm is heading indoors.
While The b-list supporting-star of Happy Gilmore and
well
some other things
will fashion fast his very own metaphorcast,
replete with Neo-Soul and Keanu-esque Speed.
Yes—I’m handing the weather over indeed-
To make way for SHOWTIME at the
APOLLO Creed.
In a special segment I’ve deemed Weathers on Weather.
So tune in tonight and some other nights as Carl Weathers returns from his permanent Hollywood vacation
to report for us live in some remote location just outside a Northern Antarctican ice-fishing basin.
Instead of the usual stew I’ll be coming at ya with two new segments
JEWS on food and Movie Review Haikus
So stay tuned as Scotty T storm puts away his umbrella, reingnites the fuse
then uninstalls his lighting rod for
WMA-HEM News.