Metaphorcast 3
Welcome to Wma-<<cough cough>>hem news
This is Scotty T Storm…
I think I’m gonna be sick.
Listen folks I’m trying not to be clever, but I really am under the weather
my teeth are un-brushed and my hair is uncombed liked puffy,
so this week’s Metaphorcast might sound a little stuffy.
cuz
Ain’t nothing but an allergee thing baby…
Got me sneezing and wheezing like crazee
most antihistamines make me feel lazy?
<cough cough>>
Specialists agree a combination of acupuncture and Spanish fly might help curb symptoms
but they don’t exactly know why.
Dangerous grass and pollen levels have reached an all time high,
either way you should probably make an appointment today to see your local doctor…
DRE.
Fall is fully upon us
with a kaleidoscopic smorgasbord of fancy colors really piling up
The leaves are a cross between Michael Jackson’s skin tones and a painting by Jackson Pollock.
Model airplane enthusiasts and clumsy people around the world
should prepare for one of the worst GLUE seasons in reason history,
the sticky substance is in short supply
and not even Elmer’s knows where it went.
And unless your using an erector set
make sure you know how to properly use your rubber…
cement.
Dangerous winds have caused an upsurge in lost kites
While today was so cold there were six reported cases of Robert FrostBite.
So after apple picking I took the road less traveled by and it has made all the difference.
Except I feel kinda like crap
So I think I’m gonna go take a nap.
This is Scotty T Storm with this week’s Metaphorcast.
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