Metaphorcast 1
Wat-up, wat up… and welcome to WMA–hem news…
A weekly poetry-infused podcast of the week’s news delivered entirely in spoken word.
This is Scotty T-storm coming atcha with this week’s Metaphor Cast.
Hurricane Norbert has caused more total damage than Eddie Murphy’s schlockfest
did to my psyche.
While Hurricane Ike is just one letter away from an endorsement deal with Nike.
Both make people run faster and thus much harder to catch…
With over 30 Billion dollars in destruction you do the math
In all seriousness my love and prayers to all Floridians, Cubans, and Texans and anyone else affected by its wrath.
In Brooklyn its currently in the mid to high sixties, but I feel more like its 1970.
With environmental issues on the rise, skyrocketing oil prices, and massive overspending on a war overseas more and more Americans are left with less and less cheese.
So with a depressingly low amount of money
we have to be careful we don’t fall back into the upper 20’s.
On a brighter note after weeks of rain the sun is finally coming out
with a feather boa, tight shirt and purple-rimmed-glasses
And was last seen shining over Clay Aiken and Lance Bass’ asses.
But over the weekend the temperature will be dropping (once again) as the DOW plummets and stock market crashes
<<TITS>>
This is Scotty T-storm with your Metaphorcast.
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