SURREALISTERINE
The following are several drawings/sketches I created over the past 10 years. Exclusively on ScottRavenT.com.
You are currently browsing the Uncategorized category.
4. Movie Satire
There’s no controlling my compulsion to dance!
Can’t kick my habit doing the crack rock roger rabbit-
my running man can’t escape the DEA and somehow my cabbage patch gets weeded every day
God Grant me the serentity to accept the moves I cannot land
Courage to change the choreography if its wack
and the wisdom to know the difference.
its 12 Step-Up 3D an inebriated infusion of Drinking, Drugs and Dance.
Posted 1 year, 1 month ago at 8:06 pm.
Me Myself and Ideas
Heroine Addiction: an unhealthy obsession with Wonder-Woman, Storm, Jean Grae, et al.
Pleasure Torture: force-feeding someone crab cakes, sushi and Maine lobster throughout hours of massages, complements and serenades.
Rhyme Travel: traveling through rhymes in a Grandmaster Flash when an MC can spit more than one-hundred sixty six -syllables in a single sixteen.
Trapeze and Carrots: when one person swinging on a trapeze with a carrot in his mouth meets another person in the middle, who grabs the carrot out of the other guy’s mouth with his mouth successfully.
Posted 1 year, 3 months ago at 8:26 am.
2. Staged Death
A struggling artist by the name of Vincent has become frustrated with the wall he’s hit in his career and as a result stages his own death in hopes of his poetry, paintings, screenplays and other forms of art getting the attention they deserve. He is assisted only by his friend Arvin, who has agreed to split the earnings with Vincent so long as he thrusts Vincent’s work into the public eye where it belongs. However Vincent grows envious of Arvin’s new found notoriety and fame and in a fit of jealous rage gets extensive plastic surgery to look exactly like Arvin, kills Arvin, then assumes his identity seconds shy of what’s left of Arvin’s fading 15 minutes. Hollywood decides to make a movie about Vincent’s life and instead casts John Travolta as Vincent and Steve Buscemi as Arvin. Vincent, as Arvin is invited to the premiere but dies unexpectedly of a heart attack during the opening credits at the premiere in downtown Los Angeles.
When they do the autopsy they realize the body isn’t Vincent made to look like Arvin, but rather Arvin made to look like Vincent playing Arvin.
Arvin’s death by way of Vincent was in fact a staged death just as Vincent’s death was by way of Arvin. Vincent lives with his dog in a suburb of Mesa Arizona, while Arvin made to look like Vincent playing Arvin is actually dead.
Posted 1 year, 3 months ago at 12:08 pm.
Re-Teamed
Boston Cell-Tickets
Houston Rockettes
Denver Chicken McNuggets
Chicago Bullshits
New Your Chickerbockers
Los Angeles Fakers
Orlando Magic Markers
Cleveland King Lears
Phoenix Sunburns