1 The only things I shoot are movies
2 I slip on ice not roofies
3 I throw punchlines not punches
4 And if I was Minnie Mouse, I’d be f-g goofy.
5 No sax or violins I teach flute
6 I don’t just wear a bulletproof vest, it’s a three-piece suit,
7 Ironed and folded too-no creases.
8 Only weight I push is helping heavy ladies cross the streetsss
9 Toss the beat take more shit than what’s scraped off toilet seats.
10 Bug out more than spoiled meats
11 so broke all my bread’s got yeast
12 I murder moments like a PoinDexter
13 I don’t fight like Iron Mike I Flea like a Chili Pepper
14 too scared to lie cheat and rob.
15 only blocks I run are Legos and Lincoln Logs.
16 I don’t bop heads I make heads bob.
Posted 2 years, 8 months ago at 5:54 pm.
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Recorded this outside the capitol building in Madison, Wisconsin. I was recovering from a most debilitating stomach virus that rendered me nearly 10 pounds lighter and a bad haircut that rendered me 10 years younger.
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago at 12:38 pm.
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Scott goes undercover as “Elephant Tight Wit” at a freestlye rap battle in Jersey City, NJ. For your own sake and mine stop listening by the three minute mark…Please.
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago at 12:33 pm.
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1. There’s a bottle of jack with a hacksaw
2. slackjawed with a black eye n missing teeth
3. weaving through the streets with a few treats
4. tricking and cheating while pissing pete
5. moss not Kate but like Locke Jack’s lost
6. in space drunk as a skunk in tossed waste
7. this out of control soldier’s off-base.
8. slurred speech gets him no sex on the beach.
9. just a slow blow job from some garden hosebeast
10. which show’s he’s no joke when Jack mixes with coke
11. he gets nose-bleeds.
12. If the weasel pops, he’s gotta stop
13. When jack gets wound up he can’t think outside his box
14. outfoxed by a stopped sloshed stopwatch committing faceless crimes
15. he’s an inebriated grandfather clock
16. being chased by ‘wasted’ time
Posted 2 years, 12 months ago at 8:12 am.
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